Put on a T-shirt backwards with the name tag on the back saying “end user”
Wear sunglasses you drop down when somebody notes it and ask “hey… why’d you turn off my pc?”
Have a wallet with a bunch of printed out “ad” cards (blurred and heavily pixelated NSFW, 1000th customer, free phone, antivirus warning, etc. so you can show them all the important things you’ve been offered and “saved”
Bonus points for tapping them and commenting that it’s their fault for your stuff not working.
Different colored laces and when somebody notes it insist that they’re the same and you definitely didn’t replace the company issued hardware with a cheap knockoff you bought from previously mentioned “adware”
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You could always just go as “End User” which is just a name tag and introduce yourself by quoting Taylor Swift (like the average end user):
“It’s me. Hi, I’m the problem, it’s me.”
Sly reference to PEBCAK.
If you want to put a little effort into it.
Put on a T-shirt backwards with the name tag on the back saying “end user”
Wear sunglasses you drop down when somebody notes it and ask “hey… why’d you turn off my pc?”
Have a wallet with a bunch of printed out “ad” cards (blurred and heavily pixelated NSFW, 1000th customer, free phone, antivirus warning, etc. so you can show them all the important things you’ve been offered and “saved”
Bonus points for tapping them and commenting that it’s their fault for your stuff not working.
I just got off work and you’re here bringing me back writing ptsd for that party of programmers