I spent my career writing COBOL. Sad not to see it on the list. I think it would be a shield you can bash people with; clunky but effective

Cobol as a shield would also fit with it inexplicably still be in popular use long after anyone expected!

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What’s that I hear? It sounds like Grace Hopper cackling from the grave…

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