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Brain: Open your eyes.

Person sleeping on bed: Permission denied.

Brain: Sudo open your eyes.

Person sleeping on bed: The brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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Sleep paralysis sucks a lot. It’s terrifying. It would happen to me as a teen; I would be stuck in the morning. It has stopped but it’s really unpleasant.

It happened to me once. Maybe not sleep paralysis persay but I woke up before my body did (only for like a minute maybe). It was the most indescribably strange and alien feeling I’ve ever had.

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