I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood.

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skulblaka
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They want exactly the one on the website except with every measurement multiplied by 0.893, corner angles that would make Escher blush, and also they want it to stand 4 feet tall with no legs.

Get to work.

@zurohki@aussie.zone
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Can we get it with five legs, with three on one side and three on the other?

genuineparts
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Requirements have changed: we need all legs on one side.

It’ll also need AI.

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