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stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them

Darkrai
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C is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm

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Pff, I prefer good ol’ flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.

Noob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes

I use butterflies

I swear there is an XKCD for that

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