I don’t have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.

Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.

Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.

In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.

Damn, this guy Haskells.

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