And no, I will not tell you what my company app is.

“We want to look like Apple” while insisting on every bit of whitespace be filled.

If Apple can make their interface effortless, why can’t we?” asks the company spending 1/10000000th as much as Apple on R&D.

“Dunno, did you try assigning the entire task to 9 different teams, and picking the best one once they’re all finished?”

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But hey, ROUNDED CORNERS! SUPER ULTRA HIGH DEFINITION ICONS! That’s what makes apple apps apple, right?

Psht, yeah I remember iPhoneOS, that came out last year, right?

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