So the guy died and decomposed in 10 minutes and somehow it mysql’s fault?

10 minutes for a process is essentially infinity

Very big table, complex operations, much waiting, so yeah.

In this comic, bodily decomposition occurs at a “feels like” pace:-).

Poor guy got sigkill-ed, but MySQL keeps going with the request

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