Don’t know how I’ve never come across this, but this made me laugh and cry and nod appreciatively.

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And I’m honestly astonished I’d never come across this before. This ranks up there with the story of Mel.

Mel, a real programmer!

I’d add a motherfucking website. While not exactly a story, it’s one of my favorite bits on the internets

I knew this one, but I enjoy it everytime. Because it’s true, we add way too much stuff we don’t need, and that page loads instantly and gets the point across. It’s perfect.

everything beyond https://motherfuckingwebsite.com is worse imo

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Nah, it takes very little effort or compute to get something much much better in pretty much every aspect.

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Shades of Maddox. Love it!

Just wait until you find the daily wtf!

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Years ago. LOL. Today’s my XKCD 10000 for this particular post, though.

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