A: The transistor I made using your blueprint doesn’t switch properly at 12V. Maker of Blueprint: The one I made, works at 12V. B: I’mma make standard transistors.
why?
Blueprint was made by a person in the tropics. A was in Europe
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That’s why
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A: The transistor I made using your blueprint doesn’t switch properly at 12V.
Maker of Blueprint: The one I made, works at 12V.
B: I’mma make standard transistors.
why?
Blueprint was made by a person in the tropics.
A was in Europe
Imma let you finish but Nix had the best repeatable, declarative, deterministic dependency management of all times…of all times.
Is docker even declarative?
Also you can build docker images from nix derivations
Yes (though not as deterministic as Nix).
Yes. I know.
Nah, screw that.
Time to distribute stuff as a VM image.