are you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?
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handing my friend a screwdriver
“You can use this for simple crafts and home repairs”
Me, backing away from the screwdriver in terror
“Nice try, but I know what that is. They use that thing to build the Space Shuttle.”
-.- you’ve just described a significant portion of my home remodeling….
-.-
I think I need to learn new skills…
Nah, give me that Fisher Price Baby Screwdriver that’s easy to use and cannot build a space shuttle.
are you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?
Yes.
alright, if python is a regular screwdriver, what is C? a single iron filing?
edit: I’m starting to doubt any of you have ever used C
Two sticks you can rub together.
screwdriver that’s awkward to hold
The bar metal used to make the screwdriver