handing my friend a screwdriver

“You can use this for simple crafts and home repairs”

Me, backing away from the screwdriver in terror

“Nice try, but I know what that is. They use that thing to build the Space Shuttle.”

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-.- you’ve just described a significant portion of my home remodeling….

-.-

I think I need to learn new skills…

Nah, give me that Fisher Price Baby Screwdriver that’s easy to use and cannot build a space shuttle.

are you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?

Yes.

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alright, if python is a regular screwdriver, what is C? a single iron filing?

edit: I’m starting to doubt any of you have ever used C

Two sticks you can rub together.

screwdriver that’s awkward to hold

The bar metal used to make the screwdriver

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