idk sounds fun

It seems like you tend a bar. How hard could that be?

SELECT

'Tequila' AS Ingredient0,

'Lime Juice' AS Ingredient1,

'Cointreau' AS Ingredient2,

'Crushed Ice' AS Ingredient 3

FROM

liquor_cabinet

This is fully better than “go be a farmer”, at least. Not because nobody wants to be a farmer, but because software developers actually grasp what’s involved in bartending, and not just a fictional themepark version.

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