If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate.

When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.

What if it was on purpose?

I wouldn’t put it past them. The one I saw climb into the hay loft on an upright human ladder knew what it was doing. Ditto for the time they excavated out a secret base under the deck and started laying eggs inside.

Never a dull moment with those guys.

Keep an eye on em, everyone I know who interacts with chickens has said the same thing.

Granted that’s like one dude, but still. 😆

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if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.

Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like “just show me the clicks and clucks in the code”

Like the cow one that’s just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.

I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.

Flying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.

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