The secret to success in software engineering:

  1. Lie and say that there is
  2. Write or use a conversion algorithm
  3. Boss won’t know the difference
  4. Collect bonus at performance evaluation
  5. Put “AI engineer” on resume
  1. Boss thinks AI can code at senior developer level and fires you and the entire team
  1. Never plan on staying at a SE job for longer than a few years. Not in a market that volitile.
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