A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head.
“Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested.
“Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”
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I like how “killing others” comes after “killing yourself.”
“I’m going to kill myself and then all of you!”
Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Made me remember this joke:
A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”