I like how “killing others” comes after “killing yourself.”

“I’m going to kill myself and then all of you!”

Made me remember this joke:

A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”

Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

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The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.

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What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )

Then you realize this is a psychology textbook.

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Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!

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How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.

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