superkret
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$ alias vim='timeout 600 vim'
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I’ve been using Linux professionally for a couple of decades and using it altogether since like 1996. I never knew about the timeout command. I’m gonna have some fun with that.

I wonder if I can set someone’s shell to it…

Jo Miran
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Always -k. Ask nicely but unsheathe the katana, just in case.

alias vim='sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root'

You ought to be punished for your transgressions

That prompts in most modern distros. You should pipe it to sshpass.

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