Kids complaining about JavaScript while I’m at work, looking at fucking COBOL, or trying to maintain C# exe that were written by somebody who clearly did not understand OOP yet underlie the entire tool chain of a 3k+ employees company.
Oh and go check out the “natural language” syntax of Macromedia Director scripting (Lingo), for your edification…
Languages are tools. Some of them are really shitty tools, for sure, but if you think JS is it, you haven’t seen anything.
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Kids complaining about JavaScript while I’m at work, looking at fucking COBOL, or trying to maintain C# exe that were written by somebody who clearly did not understand OOP yet underlie the entire tool chain of a 3k+ employees company.
Oh and go check out the “natural language” syntax of Macromedia Director scripting (Lingo), for your edification…
Languages are tools. Some of them are really shitty tools, for sure, but if you think JS is it, you haven’t seen anything.
JS isn’t that bad provided you just use it for frontend UI, it’s quite good at that