@oshitwaddup@yogthos can’t find the source anymore but I saw a video that basically said “the closing of twitter was so chaotic you can claim whatever you want, they can’t check whether you are lying”
So if you are already on board with lying your resume… That? Former “senior backend engineer 5years”?
Obviously don’t put stuff they can just check, like claiming skills they can just test you for.
Also maybe not lead positions those people might be too famous.
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Anybody got some tips for lying on your resume? I’m not a very good liar
@oshitwaddup @yogthos can’t find the source anymore but I saw a video that basically said “the closing of twitter was so chaotic you can claim whatever you want, they can’t check whether you are lying”
So if you are already on board with lying your resume… That? Former “senior backend engineer 5years”?
Obviously don’t put stuff they can just check, like claiming skills they can just test you for.
Also maybe not lead positions those people might be too famous.