Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:
R E D H A T
becomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.
I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.
I feel like when you title your post “Hilarious”, you’re being sarcastic. Are you, perhaps, aware that this is actually pretty unfunny? Yet you posted it here nonetheless.
It wasn’t explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn’t necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.
I really really really hate people who write code in chats as if they are demonstrating some incredibly amazing skill. Doubly so because they so often fuck it up.
Its Java and this is a personal project. Might as well say, “loving you is like developing an api for an insurance company. I can’t bear to touch you without two drinks and a subscription to jetbrains” This is how relationships end up on the garbage heap.
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Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:
becomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.
I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.
I feel like when you title your post “Hilarious”, you’re being sarcastic. Are you, perhaps, aware that this is actually pretty unfunny? Yet you posted it here nonetheless.
Funny is not an objective quality. The OP can find it hilarious, while you find it unfunny. You can always post something that’s funny to you.
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Watch out OP, big funny appreciator over here found your post sub par
Idk why but whenever someone gets pedantic about silly not real code, i just get grumpy
There is a leading space in the string itself, so OP is either a top tier troll or put in no effort at at and either way deserves the hate 😄
As someone learning how to code, Im happy I got it!
Who speaks like this?
Maybe non native speaker. If you add “alone” in there it sounds fine.
Denethor II, son of Ecthelion II
print(‘I am sorry’*100)
Edit: print(‘I am sorry\n’*100) ffs
I am sorryI am sorryI am sorryI…
Point four was the first thing I immediately noticed.
forever scarred by OBO errors… I noticed that too
Technically 102 if you include the one already said
No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated
It wasn’t explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn’t necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.
I really really really hate people who write code in chats as if they are demonstrating some incredibly amazing skill. Doubly so because they so often fuck it up.
That usually done by young folk who just learned the basics. Cut them some slack. They feel good about learning something new.
Yeah, you are right I should.
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Public static void main (That’s the joke) { args};
Also java.
goes to stack overflow to steal some code