@Rhin0@lemmy.world
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21Y

I had to debug our backend server today 😢

@Distributed@lemmy.ml
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31Y

Lol I spent like 3 hours debugging why one of our services in stging wasnt publishing messages to kafka and 2 hours on a call with devops on monday trying to figure out why terraform tore down a diff services mongo permissions

Bilb!
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Me: “It’s okay to be awake at 3 AM since I’m getting a head start by thinking about the code I need to write”

Then a handful of hours later, reality ensues

Anony Moose
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61Y

Obviously the trick is to sleepcode.

@TJmCAwesome@feddit.nu
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11Y

No boss, I’m not napping on the job I’m sleepcoding.

@demonsword@lemmy.world
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41Y

it’s worse when the solutions to your current problems taunts you in your dreams

Dandroid
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71Y

I solve all my hardest problems while in the halfway state between awake and asleep.

Just saying…you never have to compile your dream code.

Night shift ftw

@Atiran@lemm.ee
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31Y

No coding at work! Only meetings! What do you think we’re paying you for?

Flex time, people

@Sivaru@lemmy.world
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11Y

Before we fall asleep, we become someone else.

I literally keep a laptop next to my bed so when i think up a solution for whatever problem i’m working on i can make a note about it. It’s not pretty but it works.

@hyazinthe@feddit.de
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11Y

Just a simple note? Why dont you use your phone, maybe?

@dan@upvote.au
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11Y

Or a pen and paper.

@winterayars@sh.itjust.works
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It syncs to my main computer and phone is the main reason. (And i hate typing a lot on my phone.)

@glau@lemmy.world
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21Y

In the last few years I started actively trying to stop myself from thinking about company code (and other work stuff too) when I’m not at work. You know, work life balance and all that. Did wonders to my mental health.

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