cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035

don’t ever change baby you’re the best

Notice that it isn’t publicly traded. I suspect that’s why it hasn’t enshittified.

Big part, for sure.

Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you’re already perfect?

No website, only crab juice.

Eeeehhh you got a men’s room in there?

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my favorite MTG card. that paired with the enchantment to untap a creature for 1 mana and an ass load of counter spells… chefs kiss*

Not perfect. I hate searching for a thing and someone has pasted a huge keyword dictionary into their post for SEO. It’s like when I was shopping specifically for a new Chevy spark r/t and the sales rep tried to steer me into a used Malibu.

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Flagging things like that usually leads to their removal

haven’t had much of an issue with that as long as I hide duplicates, require posts with images, and then click on the “owner” tab instead of the dealer tab, but I live in a pretty small city, so ymmv.

I met my wife on Craigslist nearly 20 years ago 😁

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Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?

Minus 9 months

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Mail order bride?

Turned out to live within walking distance - it’s funny how these things work out

I didn’t know they offer same day shipping on mail-order brides now.

Ubermeets

What she was doing there she just won’t say…

W4MM

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Why have four people updooted my deleted comment 😂 It must be an inter-instance syncing issue.

Well, now you’ve called it out, I’ve got to updeet it.

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I love you, you’re perfect, now change.

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