Changing stuff and seeing what happens. If you change two things the universe will let the problem be fixed, because that leaves you uncertain which thing fixed the problem.
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Changing stuff and seeing what happens. If you change two things the universe will let the problem be fixed, because that leaves you uncertain which thing fixed the problem.
The ol Heisenburg’s Uncertainty fix
I’m the donkey today - but it’s okay since I’m writing some automated tests over the incomprehensible thing I wrote on Tuesday.
I’m going through Rustlings so Trying Stuff Until it Works
Works on my machine.
Changing stuff and seeing what happens!
The best part is remembering every change to revert it after XY change does it right.
Nobody going to admit to being the pigeon? Because that’s me.
I’m sorta like the pigeon but more just a vague understanding of the last critical thing that was asked of me.
Fuck, I would love to rewrite the front end.
I’m going for the Dr. Venkman combo: “Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!”
Blame user
Forgetting how your own code works over here
Writing Useless Git Commit Messages, no doubt
The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”
I’m 100% the frog :)
Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
I spend a bunch of time in log reviews in my current role. “Googling the error message” image is literally hanging on my office wall.
Frog, dog, and kitten, over and over and over in completely arbitrary orderings.