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:q! this meme, man

chinpokomon
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ZZ, more often than not.

McSinyx
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:q!<CR> is equivalent to ZQ

@flux@lemmy.ml
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^Zkill -9 %1 is the only way.

kill -9 -1 if that doesn’t work.

This whole thread. I think you’re just hitting random keys.

I think you mean to say ![4Zæ]>§??+

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You forgot to his escape twice first. You’re in insert mode sir.

META-c. My hands on meta and ESC is all the way over there

chandz05
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More like <esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc>… Just in case

tool
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More like <esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc><esc>… Just in case

MY PEOPLE!

Real nerds use Ctrl [ instead so they don’t leave home row.

… the cleaning paste?

In a moment of weakness I configured the Visual Studio to use Vim as input method and now I don’t know how to change it back.

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I’m sad to say I fell for this trap as well! Wanted to keep using vim, but I’m too old to put so much effort in maintaining my tools, when I have a self-cleaning swissknife … just… right… there.

Out of curiosity, I wondered what the original meme was. Found them and thought I’d share them:

Here’s the original: https://i.imgur.com/kERuZkW.jpg

And here’s the one that this is based off (slightly different): https://i.imgur.com/HFwENsd.png

BTW, just in case you didn’t know, you can put images directly in your comment with this:

![alt text (optional)](image url)

I didn’t know that, will use in the future. Thanks!

Both of those are also true. Add in one with Reddit, Twitter, TikTok, Threads…

Op, we have decided to go with a different candidate

SpoilMaster
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My entire first year as a network student was a Bernie meme: “i am once again asking, how do i exit vim?”

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I litterally LOL’d! :D

Whewf I’m boutta out myself or something, but …

after 15 years of vim, writing (and contributing to) a host of plugins, even running custom builds with my own patches …

I basically never boot up Actual Vim anymore?? I’ve basically entirely switched to VScode + VSCodeVim. embarrassing as fuck, in some ways, but jesus christ it’s just too goddamn good.

The neovim integration, even, was fantastic. (Although I don’t use it right now, for “VSCode Remote reasons,” lol.)

I’m thinking of switching from VSC to VIM because VSC is too hungry for ressources.

I avoid to open some monorepo projects because it takes too much time and I use the Github explorer to navigate in the project.

What on earth size of monorepo is that!? iirc, we’ve got ~1Mloc of OCaml, probably another two or three times that in assorted generated code, specs, config, infra, and other languages; and my VScode-Remote definitely boots up as fast as the network connection can stand up.

Definitely faster than I can think of the first thing I want to do … ¯_(ツ)_/¯

That said, I should own up to having had an absurdly overcomplicated vim config, tons of plugins, a decade n change of customizations and patches and shit. Maybe I’ve just always had a high tolerance for a slow boot. hahaha

It’s a monorepo for around 30 micro frontend projects (Vue.js / Angular / Svelte mostly) + some libraries packages.

I don’t know what is the number of LoC but it’s medium sized frontend projects (we are ~100 developpers on this projects)

panCat
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Well well !!

Neovim is awesome

darcy
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vim is so last year. have you people heard of GitHub’s new ‘Atom’ IDE? I think it’ll be the next big thing 😊

Vim keys in vscode for the win, I’m dead serious

An IDE written in Electron?? What a terrible idea! Nobody would ever be stupid enough to let something like that take off…

I can quit whenever I like. I just don’t want to eyes shifting nervously

It’s a trap!

I went to a Data and AI conference and in one of the breakout sessions, there was a guy literally taking notes in Vim.

Absolute madness!

I do it all the time. 🤪

I can navigate and organize my own notes 10 times faster than if I used most alternatives, especially with plugins like Neorg that support visually distinct markup output via concealer configs. There’s even a presentation mode.

I legit code in nano.

Wait there’s nano? I’ve been using ed. /jk

Like, often?

But why?

Did you start with busybox and just decide to stay there?

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I use Notepad via Wine.

Ah, a fellow masochist.

The editor so good people never learn to leave it.

Take my angry upvote

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