OpenStars
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Why does that look like the longest handgun I have ever seen in my life? :-P

@ips@infosec.pub
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231Y

Programming socks and you’re good to go.

@nsnitko@infosec.pub
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81Y

I feel like it needs more coffee and ibuprofen.

I use acetaminophen, am I doing it wrong?

jelloeater - Ops Mgr
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21Y

Whiskey my friend, whiskey…

@aport@programming.dev
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81Y

That laptop is a MacBook Pro, can it even run Arch in a usable fashion?

Skull giver
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deleted by creator

jelloeater - Ops Mgr
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11Y

Intel Mac’s are awesome, but getting harder to find.

@rtxn@lemmy.world
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291Y

The way he holds the laptop is a sign of how he’s given up on life, society, and the world at large.

Lies! I almost never wear socks!

@Fizz@lemmy.nz
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Ass dev

@root@socialmedia.fail
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where did you get this picture of me and how did you know what OS I’m running (btw)

Tibor
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Im inside your walls

@FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee
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Oh… it’s me…

@folkrav@lemmy.world
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Jokes on you, I’m wearing shorts and ankle socks. Admittedly, they’re sweatpant shorts. The monochrome t-shirt and dishevelled hair is quite accurate…

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