Given a heuristic for determining data quality, it homogenises the quality of its contents. Data you write to it has pieces exchanged with other entries depending on its quality. The lower the quality, the higher the rate of exchange.
If you put only perfect data, nothing is exchanged. Put high quality, you’ll mostly get high quality too, but probably with some errors. Put in garbage, it starts poisoning the rest of the data. Garbage in, garbage out.
“Why would you want that”, you ask? Wrong question, buddy - how about “Do you want to be left behind when this new data quality management technology takes off?” And if that doesn’t convince you, let me dig around my buzzword budget to see if I can throw some “Make Investors Drool And Swoon”-skills your way to convince you I’ll turn your crap data into gold.
Very funny that Google decided to increase the cost of every search by probably at least an order of magnitude and this is the garbage they get in return
lmao there are already very good “which programming language is this?” guessers but ratger than just use one they throw it at an incompetent black box.
I’ve never felt that this AI Overview has been production ready, let alone deserving of the top of likely the most popular and high traffic page of the Internet
Yeah and this useless shit consumes sooo much energy. Like instead of an optimized and load balanced database, this is personal, for every user and query. Insane…
The “Python” thing is obviously wrong but this meme also exhibits an example of AI getting things wrong in a subtle, insidious way that you wouldn’t even notice unless you already knew: the Bean won’t actually be registered in the Spring container as the class is missing a @Configuration annotation
Personally, I think the dumbest person would be the one that took the time to be snarky about a comment someone wrote about a screenshot of something dumb.
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AIs make the same typos that humans do bc they were trained on human writing.
Garbage in garbage out
My new data structure:
Given a heuristic for determining data quality, it homogenises the quality of its contents. Data you write to it has pieces exchanged with other entries depending on its quality. The lower the quality, the higher the rate of exchange.
If you put only perfect data, nothing is exchanged. Put high quality, you’ll mostly get high quality too, but probably with some errors. Put in garbage, it starts poisoning the rest of the data. Garbage in, garbage out.
“Why would you want that”, you ask? Wrong question, buddy - how about “Do you want to be left behind when this new data quality management technology takes off?” And if that doesn’t convince you, let me dig around my buzzword budget to see if I can throw some “Make Investors Drool And Swoon”-skills your way to convince you I’ll turn your crap data into gold.
I believe this is indicating that it’s using the Python syntax highlighting.
Which is still a failure, don’t get me wrong. But I don’t think that AI truly knows the difference between one language and another anyway
That catagorically makes is worst since it is trying to tell me to out code into my program.
Very funny that Google decided to increase the cost of every search by probably at least an order of magnitude and this is the garbage they get in return
lmao there are already very good “which programming language is this?” guessers but ratger than just use one they throw it at an incompetent black box.
Who says it can’t be?
Is that… C? With the braces and semicolons placed away, on the right?
I don’t think I like that, sir.
that’s the joke! also, i think it’s java.
Padding fixes everything
I’ve never felt that this AI Overview has been production ready, let alone deserving of the top of likely the most popular and high traffic page of the Internet
Yeah and this useless shit consumes sooo much energy. Like instead of an optimized and load balanced database, this is personal, for every user and query. Insane…
that’s modern dev for you. least optimal solution but the most hyped. call it hype driven development
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Just like your mom
The “Python” thing is obviously wrong but this meme also exhibits an example of AI getting things wrong in a subtle, insidious way that you wouldn’t even notice unless you already knew: the Bean won’t actually be registered in the Spring container as the class is missing a @Configuration annotation
Classic
I started copying the code and it just all felt a little off.
Even better yet the r/softwaregore sub removed my post because google gets posted too often.
That 300 char class name should tell anyone it is Java :')
The plot twist is this was in Firefox. I copied the link into chrome and got a completey different answer.
That’s just Google, it serves you the answer it thinks you want based off your fingerprint, browsing history etc.
Who’s dumber, ‘AI’ or the person who took the time to screenshot this and post it?
Personally, I think the dumbest person would be the one that took the time to be snarky about a comment someone wrote about a screenshot of something dumb.
You are both right so it cancels out and i am just meh.
Plot twist: it runs in the browser and makes the internet not suck anymore.
I think its just letting you know the code box is using python syntax highlighting
Anything is python if you use it incorrectly
No, that’s perl.