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I felt kinda bad about how all my private repos prevent me from flexing.
But then he got to the last one and let me say - as a part-time farmer coder who just picked a ripe plum off my tree, I’m better than y’all
I used to flex on other programmers by telling them I code in D. Nowadays they tell me to try Rust instead. (D is still better IMO, especially with no const by default, which isn’t always convenient, especially for stuff negatively benefiting from functional programming.)
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Bahaha that took a turn at the end.
Strong exurb1a vibes
I felt kinda bad about how all my private repos prevent me from flexing. But then he got to the last one and let me say - as a part-time farmer coder who just picked a ripe plum off my tree, I’m better than y’all
I mowed my lawn today. Does that have flex potential?
I took a nap at 12:30 PM SHARP until my meeting at 1:30PM. Flexing.
What about that dude who made a programming langue that is completely written in folders
Another way to flex is to go on “programming” discord servers and shit on any sami-controversial take a 13y/o has there. /s
I used to flex on other programmers by telling them I code in D. Nowadays they tell me to try Rust instead. (D is still better IMO, especially with no const by default, which isn’t always convenient, especially for stuff negatively benefiting from functional programming.)
We need piped bot here.