I’m sorry.

fucking golf clap

What the duck did I do.

I like the way you think.

Especially if you randomize the fade within a given range over time.

Lol

Fuck man, I don’t know what I’m going either.

Fuck. This picture is calling me out.

;)

This is how 80+math.floor(math.random()*30)% of all statistics are generated.

Don’t you mean “right to fire”?

Does anyone else miss the golden age of stack exchange?

Is that Jeremy Strong??

Lenny pirate your butt

2015 Buick encore. I did remove the fuse for the OnStar satellite nonsense though.

Well I am still so happy that I decided specifically to get a newish car that doesn’t have a touchscreen or any of this nonsense.

Based on your last sentence, was that supposed to be sarcastic?

I fly a giant fucking pirate flag with skull and crossbones and no one ever stops me. All they do is say “Are you a pirate?” or “Say Jack Sparrow”. Tcchh bitch please, I’ll torrent your mom’s prom night.

I have had so many devices that went on long past their service life. Imma pour one out with you my friend.

I’m crossing Canada and India break off diplomatic relations from my 2023 bingo card.

Old man yells at cloud.

We are CHROOT

The fuck you just say to me, you son of a bitch?

If you’ve got the right attitude.

Duh… Definitely LAMP

Bahaha that took a turn at the end.

Hey. Password123 is progress, right?

That’s my life. Reading legacy code and refactoring. It’s an easy life, living out here, free on the sea. The wind in your sails only the occasional mermaid made of O(n+1) to deal with.

I pull out my robe and wizard hat.

Users hate this one weird trick.

I C U.

Love you fam. :)

Lol. Dude, you can’t do that to a bunch of coders and not expect them to read it literally.

It’s fine. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

The LISP one just cracked me up.

That’s not fucking funny. Some of us live with this kind of insanity.

Lol. IRC is older than most people on here.

Do what you want, cuz a pirate is free. https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY