Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.
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Don’t people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!
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You wouldn’t download a kid.
You haven’t tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?
I wish.
I am sure someday you will be an amazing mother.
Why someday? Why not now
cause it take some months
It’s like a really slow download. Dial up speeds.
I never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.
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Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.
Why would I pirate kids?
Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.
I emphatically would NOT download a child.
They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.
Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.
My chimney has never been swept
Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.
You decide
I prefer to pirate adults
Lenny pirate your butt
Gimme yur booty
I mean treasure ya know
Can’t even give them away
And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It’s a no win scenario.
And that’s why you need punctuation kids.
Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.
I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.
you wouldn’t download a child
Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.
but orlando bloom needs a first mate
I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.
Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language
Kid-voice-144p.mp3.exe
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All the comments are just pure gold.
I don’t want kids, pirated or not.
The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!
RIP Brett
F
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“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well
The production value is better than GOT season 7
Isn’t that just called kidnapping?
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