Machine code? If you can’t build a circuit to solve your problem it’s a lack of skill.

It’s the new “promotion machine.” The first manager: “I saved this company x dollars using AI, promote me.” The new manager: “I increased productivity by x percent getting rid of AI, promote me.” Repeat.

STEP 1: find company run by idiots

STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

STEP 3: barely work at all

STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks

Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

I really like how you have to wait until part 4 to get any historical context.

If QA cared about us they wouldn’t make it so hard.

I’m a senior dev and I’ll be honest: I’m not sure what I do.

I keep a 6 pack in my car. Once I leave the office I am wasted and legally can’t be “on call.”

I agree. If there is no Greek question mark at all it should be code that is printed to console. If there is an upside down at the start and upside right at the end it is just normal code. If upside right at the end only, it is a comment. Only upside down at the start it will be treated as debug specific code and will not be run in production compilations.

I like this but to make the code more readable the Greek question mark should also be placed upsidedown at the start of every line that needs to not be printed.

I think white space should be used to represent basic functions too. For example 3 spaces can be used to sum two values while 4 spaces can be used to subtract.

Delete all work you did, commit, push, delete old commits from remote repo? File an IP lawsuit?

Lol, “fire me if you dare, then it’s your problem”

You could charge a licensing fee for commercial use. Won’t fix it 100% but most companies would rather pay a licensing fee than risk getting sued.

It upsets some people. It doesn’t affect the end user. The terms “Bull Branch” and “Cuck Branch” will make stand up meeting more fun.

I bet the guy who said “looks good to me” still has a job too.

“Why are we wasting time on production backups? It doesn’t add any value to our end product.”- some project manager somewhere

My for-profit large language model will not be stopped by your “anti commercial ai license” because it hasn’t learned to read yet.

As a senior dev I can confidently tell you that isn’t a bug. The code was written to do it that way, and the code is right, so it must be right. Maybe there is a bug in what you think it should do.

Thru is the USA spelling. There’s nothing wrong with using it.

For quality control it did. The real concern is people messing up time. If there was a quality complaint we wanted it to be easy for people to go back thru production data. A lot of the people operating the machinery and performing quality checks at our facility are not well educated, and the need is there to make investigating quality tasks/entering quality data very easy.

The reward for consise responses seems to be too high.

Even worse. Daylight savings creators. I work in manufacturing and we literally stut down the production line for an hour during the “fall back” and “spring ahead” so we can manually change the time on every computer.

Sure the front is nice but sometimes my girl and I like the backdoor.

It’s great to see more women getting involved in STEM.

If you get it right you’re a robot!

I’ve used several drive thrus where I felt that just having a Google form for me to fill out would have been more effective. Also drive thrus are helping to destroy the world. #fuckcars

90 % of the Internet is just articles on cookies.

I feel like for simple algorithms chatGPT could be good. Like as a reference for how to code something. But if it’s simple code I often find it faster to just write it myself then reorganize whatever it makes to work with and match the style of other code in my codebase. And if it’s complex code I often find it harder to describe what I want then to just make it.

What about that dude who made a programming langue that is completely written in folders

Binary is not very pc. Everyone knows there are infinite numbers

Rips a line. My internet will have blackjack and hookers.

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My company blocked the Microsoft store. But I convinced the IT guy to make me an admin on my machine so I can install anything I want. I still can’t unblock the Microsoft store and no one I can talk to in IT knows how to unblock it. So I have to spend time finding websites that have the software I need (like nugget package explorer or other Microsoft apps that IT doesn’t officially support) and hope that the download doesn’t kill me.

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Might as well risk and arm processors are in the news all the time as they get better. Apple m2 showed us that these other architectures could be better.

At standup just go along with it to impress management. You’re so dedicated to the project you worked for 48 hours straight on a weekend.