People like to creep through others’ post history to try and find a basis for ad hominem attacks when their comment or argument isn’t clever enough to stand on its own
No, it’s just a pretty lame joke that got repeated like five million times.
Unfortunately our community breeds an extremely self-referential, repetitive humour that can get quite annoying. Like that one guy pissing his pants laughing because 42 hahahaha.
That guys response is still only half as annoying as seeing continual bot spam, especially from useless pretentious ones that provide no value like this one
Honestly it’s pretty rare for this sub to have genuinely good jokes
Most are just really forced jokes based around CS101 concepts shared by college students, most of the rest are the same few jokes told over and over like you said, and only a tiny proportion are genuinely clever programming jokes
I suspect if you are trying to build an inclusive community but don’t have a lot of diversity already, the only thing you can really do to change the culture is to remind people to be considerate in the way they speak. And if most people who would be offended aren’t actually part of the community (but you would like them to feel welcome to join), then you might want some bot rather than a person to be the “narc” and remind people to be on their best behavior. So I guess if the mods are the only ones who want to be nice, then yes, it is a bit ridiculous because it will never work. Even if people change their language, they won’t be nice. But if most people want things to change, it could be a helpful way to both remind you to be inclusive and get the few people who would rather talk about how having to say bartender is censorship (without actually defending why they want to make a point of saying “barmen”) to realize that they either have to change the way they talk in that particular community or find a better fit.
I modded a niche outdoor community sub and I banned every bot that found its way there. Sorry, but we don’t need a metric conversion bot nor a grammar correcting bot.
There was one for a while that told you how many times you left a comment saying “nice.” It had a leaderboard and the top ones had done it some tens of thousands of times.
Blind to ____ / turn a blind eye to ____ / blinded by ignorance/bigotry/etc. / double-blind review
Refers to Blind, low-vision, or sight-limited people. Often used as a metaphor.
Consider instead: willfully ignorant, deliberately ignoring, turning their back on, overcome by prejudice, doubly anonymous, had every reason to know, feigned ignorance
That’s a path to inequality, not equality. Trying to silence people because you don’t like certain words is a bit of fascism in itself, which these people claim to be against.
Telling people not to use a word, whatever might be said about it being a good idea or not, is not fascism. “Fascism” is a specific social phenomenon that has emerged from the decay of capitalism as reactionary popular movements that seek to offload their poverty onto social minorities. “Taboo words” have existed for about as long as language has existed for an endless variety of reasons. Whether having some words be taboo is good or bad, calling it fascism is completely ridiculous.
Isn’t that just a fact? Like, I get why words such as “removed” should be avoided due to it being an insult et all, but wheelchair bound?
English is a funny language so I might be missing something.
It is a foolish path, but to call it “oppressive” is to tip your hand that you have no real notion of what oppression is if you’re worried about what amounts to a slightly different set of etiquette on a semi-anonymous internet forum.
This isn’t just a problem on the internet. I run into people in real life who think this way, often.
How many times have comedians or other entertainers come under fire for jokes or other bits they’ve done? It’s a lot. Comedians will all tell you that they can’t perform in places like New York the same way anymore, because half the things they say get booed from the crowd.
“Why should I care about Dave Chappelle, or anyone else, getting slammed for some offensive thing they said?”
Because entertainer’s acts are one of the ways that people come to understand the world around them. Their satire is an important tool for democracy to unravel the bullshit that surrounds them. It’s supposed to be the opposite of sterile.
And if “dirty language” means that you’re okay silencing those guys, along with everyone else, you are engaging in oppression on a far wider scale than you realize.
This just brought back a memory of my MIL telling me that “Hasan Minaj is a great black comedian” after going to see him perform live.
Shes one of those liberal WASP PC police who care much more about whether what you said is polite than whether it’s actually a good thing to say. She is outwardly supportive of the LGBT+ (even likes Rupaul’s Drag Race) but she also grounded her daughter because she asked a girl to prom. I can’t stand her.
who care much more about whether what you said is polite than whether it’s actually a good thing to say.
This is a great point. So much of the talk around equality is nothing more than pandering to gain social approval.
And when you see people getting their entire careers ruined over saying the wrong thing once, or even something they said decades ago, it just drives people into the political margins.
People are more interested in attacking their neighbors for “bigotry” than they are in building a more just society.
I’m putting bigotry in quotes, because the words and ideas that are considered hateful are constantly changing. If someone doesn’t keep up with the latest fashion in acceptable speech, they may suddenly find themselves opposite to an angry mob.
The social climate surrounding us is not an accident. The way people respond to their perceived political rivals is not an accident. It’s a result of how unprepared our society is in dealing with social media algorithms that promote engagement through division. And a result of bad actors capitalizing on that division to sow greater unrest.
This isn’t new. The evidence has been on full display for years. And yet, the damage has been done. There’s simply no social appetite for those who support slow and steady (durable and stable) policy reform.
The recent political climate on “sides” can be summed up with “You’re either 100% with us, no discussion, or you are our enemy” and that’s where true oppression begins.
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this was a joke from xkcd
Yeah, it is a joke on xkcd and the joke is based on SQL injection, a type of database attack.
How did the author know the poster was in his 40s? Or was it just a guess?
Who else is making sql injection attack jokes?
Post history probably
People like to creep through others’ post history to try and find a basis for ad hominem attacks when their comment or argument isn’t clever enough to stand on its own
They should use parameterized queries, not sanitization.
Don’t know why he’s so annoyed, maybe you didn’t throw his database, but still something happened, I’m pretty sure…
I think #1 adequately represents the chance of nothing happening, which is pretty high all things considered.
No, it’s just a pretty lame joke that got repeated like five million times.
Unfortunately our community breeds an extremely self-referential, repetitive humour that can get quite annoying. Like that one guy pissing his pants laughing because 42 hahahaha.
That guys response is still only half as annoying as seeing continual bot spam, especially from useless pretentious ones that provide no value like this one
A lot of these jokes are literally older than some of the people in my computer science program
new inside joke just dropped
Haha little Bobby tables 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I came here to pour one out for little Bobby tables!
We still have more jokes than anarchy chess, though
Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.
Holy hell
Honestly it’s pretty rare for this sub to have genuinely good jokes
Most are just really forced jokes based around CS101 concepts shared by college students, most of the rest are the same few jokes told over and over like you said, and only a tiny proportion are genuinely clever programming jokes
I can’t be the only one who thinks having a bot to go round pestering people for saying things like barmen is a little ridiculous right?
I suspect if you are trying to build an inclusive community but don’t have a lot of diversity already, the only thing you can really do to change the culture is to remind people to be considerate in the way they speak. And if most people who would be offended aren’t actually part of the community (but you would like them to feel welcome to join), then you might want some bot rather than a person to be the “narc” and remind people to be on their best behavior. So I guess if the mods are the only ones who want to be nice, then yes, it is a bit ridiculous because it will never work. Even if people change their language, they won’t be nice. But if most people want things to change, it could be a helpful way to both remind you to be inclusive and get the few people who would rather talk about how having to say bartender is censorship (without actually defending why they want to make a point of saying “barmen”) to realize that they either have to change the way they talk in that particular community or find a better fit.
Bots on reddit are just so universally annoying and most of them provide no value at all. Most of them should have been banned on sight anyways.
I modded a niche outdoor community sub and I banned every bot that found its way there. Sorry, but we don’t need a metric conversion bot nor a grammar correcting bot.
Yeah, because the best part of reddit was the human interaction, and having bots proliferate everywhere just kills that entirely.
The auto-tldr bot was/is pretty useful
Bad bot
Thank you for your feedback! This comment was totally unnecessary but come join us in r/botrank
“most bots” leave auto summarize bot, reminder bot, repost detection bot about of that.
And Gandolf bot.
And prequel bots
And WanderingDwarfMiner. Rock and Stone!
There was one for a while that told you how many times you left a comment saying “nice.” It had a leaderboard and the top ones had done it some tens of thousands of times.
I got a similar reply from a mod account (I forget which subreddit) because I used the word “crazy.” Got linked to this list: https://www.autistichoya.com/p/ableist-words-and-terms-to-avoid.html
Blind to ____ / turn a blind eye to ____ / blinded by ignorance/bigotry/etc. / double-blind review Refers to Blind, low-vision, or sight-limited people. Often used as a metaphor. Consider instead: willfully ignorant, deliberately ignoring, turning their back on, overcome by prejudice, doubly anonymous, had every reason to know, feigned ignorance
Those alternatives dont mean the same thing.
Double Annoymous seems better
That’s so dumb, I think you have to be going out of your way to get offended by the word crazy
omg your ableims is amazingly strong i bet u also like genocide and domestic violence omg
You think you can come on here and join the discussions without opposable thumbs!?
omg this is so ableist against ppl who don’t have opposable thumbs
i just so happen to have both thumbs on the same side what are you saying bro omg omg this is so ableistic
That page has to be satire… right?
The whole “police your language, so there’s no chance anyone could ever be offended” idea is such an oppressive path to a more equal society.
That’s a path to inequality, not equality. Trying to silence people because you don’t like certain words is a bit of fascism in itself, which these people claim to be against.
Telling people not to use a word, whatever might be said about it being a good idea or not, is not fascism. “Fascism” is a specific social phenomenon that has emerged from the decay of capitalism as reactionary popular movements that seek to offload their poverty onto social minorities. “Taboo words” have existed for about as long as language has existed for an endless variety of reasons. Whether having some words be taboo is good or bad, calling it fascism is completely ridiculous.
I mean I hope so? One of the top offensive terms was wheelchair bound…
Isn’t that just a fact? Like, I get why words such as “removed” should be avoided due to it being an insult et all, but wheelchair bound? English is a funny language so I might be missing something.
They want to be called "wheeled individual " as being wheelchair bound denotes that they’re restricted /s
It is a foolish path, but to call it “oppressive” is to tip your hand that you have no real notion of what oppression is if you’re worried about what amounts to a slightly different set of etiquette on a semi-anonymous internet forum.
This isn’t just a problem on the internet. I run into people in real life who think this way, often.
How many times have comedians or other entertainers come under fire for jokes or other bits they’ve done? It’s a lot. Comedians will all tell you that they can’t perform in places like New York the same way anymore, because half the things they say get booed from the crowd.
“Why should I care about Dave Chappelle, or anyone else, getting slammed for some offensive thing they said?”
Because entertainer’s acts are one of the ways that people come to understand the world around them. Their satire is an important tool for democracy to unravel the bullshit that surrounds them. It’s supposed to be the opposite of sterile.
And if “dirty language” means that you’re okay silencing those guys, along with everyone else, you are engaging in oppression on a far wider scale than you realize.
This just brought back a memory of my MIL telling me that “Hasan Minaj is a great black comedian” after going to see him perform live.
Shes one of those liberal WASP PC police who care much more about whether what you said is polite than whether it’s actually a good thing to say. She is outwardly supportive of the LGBT+ (even likes Rupaul’s Drag Race) but she also grounded her daughter because she asked a girl to prom. I can’t stand her.
This is a great point. So much of the talk around equality is nothing more than pandering to gain social approval.
And when you see people getting their entire careers ruined over saying the wrong thing once, or even something they said decades ago, it just drives people into the political margins.
People are more interested in attacking their neighbors for “bigotry” than they are in building a more just society.
I’m putting bigotry in quotes, because the words and ideas that are considered hateful are constantly changing. If someone doesn’t keep up with the latest fashion in acceptable speech, they may suddenly find themselves opposite to an angry mob.
The social climate surrounding us is not an accident. The way people respond to their perceived political rivals is not an accident. It’s a result of how unprepared our society is in dealing with social media algorithms that promote engagement through division. And a result of bad actors capitalizing on that division to sow greater unrest.
This isn’t new. The evidence has been on full display for years. And yet, the damage has been done. There’s simply no social appetite for those who support slow and steady (durable and stable) policy reform.
The recent political climate on “sides” can be summed up with “You’re either 100% with us, no discussion, or you are our enemy” and that’s where true oppression begins.
It’s called “differently sanitied”, you monster!
Alternate reality personality
You did it again!
Nice! My mom used to do that.
do what? barmen?
No, bartenders.
Not just the barmen but the barwomen and barchildren, too.
I don’t like SQL. It’s unstandardized and ugly and irritating - and it gets everywhere.
bruh this is the funniest shit I read today
I love the profile icon.
it’s just common joke, looks like dev got wooshed
I think dev is pointing out how poorly it was applied here; the whoosh is you.
We are all whooshed on this blessed day.
Do you or do you not feel whooshed? Because you look whooshed.
Speak for yourself.
I am all whooshed on this blessed day!
They should have replied:
Or:
just to see if the other guy keeps trying.
At this point attempting to talk with an insecure firebase connection would give more results
Lol worth a shot.'); DROP TABLE USERS; –
SELECT * FROM DUAL;
Little Barman Tables we call him
someone tell the bot author about xkcd #327
I’m pretty sure this exact XKCD was posted to Lemmy the other day and is most likely the reason this comment was made entirely.
it’s a very very popular xkcd comic strip, much more in the programming community
because it’s funny
get it? funny
i said a funny word (“funny”)
Everyday we’re becoming reddit-like… so… success?
The bot roasted the guy
By the way, Barmen is a city in Germany, in context to the original post
Original Post
And all those posts have 1 karma. These Gerpersons have some serious temper.