GoDaddy can GoFuckThemselves, wondering why my shit was broken until i found out

Yo I didn’t know that fire could smolder under snow

Working in a startup is truly an experience

The worst is when some mfr pushes code that doesn’t compile so when you get latest the whole build is broken

I useally create an ownership tag if whatever language I use doesn’t have one so I can kill the child and it works it’s way up to the parent

Make them shit and piss less too, i fucking hate shit and piss

Edit: I don’t care how ‘natural’ it is it’s fucking gross seeing a cow squatting and taking a massive dump right in front of you

No no you see it’s the website owners that are the issue because they didn’t build the website specifically for chromium browsers /s

Average website experience in 2023

Personally it was when I was trying to commit and I got stuck in an authentication loop of git asking for my username or email (even used --global) and it would not work or remember no matter what I tried (was recommended to reinstall mint, yeah no lmao not again).

Ended up installing the unofficial GUI and I’m MUCH happier but I tell ya if you bork something in Mint it’s really hard to fix it if your not a CLI wizard.

Git GUI wise I can do all the basic stuff I need and if something breaks than I use the CLI because there’s more documentation on it

same difference

I use PowerShell to mass smash unblock DLLs in Windows 10

It’s a screwdriver without a head because you have to build it yourself

No no you see if we ditch QT we can create our own widgets in open GL it would be less overhead trust me bru

Me when the C code has std’s and children to slay

I was taught it when working with Oracle SQL (their certification was not cheap and the exam also not easy)

Personally do what’s easiest if it’s your own database

You can even write them sarcastically like this:

sElEcT * fRoM dUaL

Ahh so the whole create a object from a class thing actually works in native C++. So I can create child classes aswel and do cool stuff like casting.

Don’t laugh okay I thought C++ through Unreal Engine was vastly different from native C++ (because that’s what I learnt first)

Never actually used classes when I was playing with native C++. Couldn’t think of anything simple to make that would require it

Assembly is torture because it has too much math in it

C-+

As someone who switches between C++ and C and besides classes and inheriting what’s the actual difference between native C++ and C? Never really explored beyond Unreals macro heavy version of C++, wxwidgets and QT

Fake, true hackers use one print function using \n

This is why googling is a skill, even if I don’t know then some 15 year old kid from Bangladesh has a YouTube tutorial on it

I put all my code in a single file and use goto statements just to make people mad

Last time I fingered A minor I went to prison

C++

You can never have too many children

What, SQL is down the bottom?

I do my bool operations like !=

I know just enough to push to prod and break everything

The amount of overscopes I have because something that was suppose to be simple ended up taking too long is too damn high!

Can you string match emojis

Works for Word aswel (just make em invisible)

What kind of monster screenshots his code (I mean Unreal blueprints I understand out of novice) but actual C or java code!?

As a programmer and 3D artist getting almost instant art for reference and using chat GPT to help me solve complex coding problems has sped up production significantly. Theirs even plugins that generate and texture 3D models for you now which means I can do way more by myself.

They brought Cortana back in Halo Infinite and they’re gonna bring Cortana back for Windows Infinite

Pick a number from 1 to 2^63 - 1 ~= 9 x 10^19 randomly. See AI is easy /s

Add make it cheap and you got yourself a deal

TDD is up there with CBT if no one knows how to implement it properly

Assembly is absolutely doo doo fard because theirs so many variations because of different hardware or operating system and lots of people mix them up leading to struggle town for hours just for a simple hello world program for the specific version you have.

I tried to learn and settled on GAS since that had better examples of code I could find online

Wait what!? That can’t be legal