NASA: oh no, someone got into the mainframe!!

Rabbit? Flu shot? Someone talk to me!

@fosforus@sopuli.xyz
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There should be 5000 lines of code implementing fancy graphics transitions and also various beeps and boops. Writing those took 99% of our “hacker’s” time.

target = input("Enter target to hack:")

print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

for progress in range(0,100,20):
    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
@Bogus5553@lemm.ee
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from random import uniform
from time import sleep

target = input("Enter target to hack:")

print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

for progress in range(0,100,20):
    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
    sleep(uniform(1,3))
print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
Fonzie!
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print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

Are we hacking or shooting a gay porn? I’m fine either way, I just need to know which basement I get in.

You called progress instead of print function at the end.

@fluxion@lemmy.world
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We’ll fix it in post-production

print("HACK FAILED LOSER")

Ahh a man of culture, I see.

…Wait. Do we do that here?

That’s not accurate, the image is missing sleeps between each print.

What about the random matrix style character stream in the background?

VicFic!
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heard of cmatrix?

Imnebuddy
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161Y

Or neo

Illecors
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41Y

This is sooo cool!!! Thanks!

VicFic!
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Heard of edexui? but sadly they stopped development.

Illecors
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I hadn’t, but looking at the readme I can already tell it’s way too busy for actual usage. Don’t get me wrong - it looks super cool, but I simply couldn’t stick to it everyday.

@Ulijin@feddit.uk
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The character is just an amazingly good hacker. They operate at speeds us mere mortals can’t comprehend /s

Nah, the last line should say

I’m in

Last bits are: “Would you like to see files on”

“1. Secret moon base”

“2. Captured alien space craft”

“3. ELE asteroid headed for earth”

mayo_cider [he/him]
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There should be a few sleep() there to make it more realistic

Ademir
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“Realistic”

I’m not sure it’s wise to just tell people how to do this sort of thing?

OP is on a list now.

maaj
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Totally pranking my dad with this when I go visit him today.

Flying Squid
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But it doesn’t explain double keyboard hacking.

Also: what’s up with the fake browsers? How difficult us it to setup a local webserver, setup a hosts entry and use a real browser to open the webpage? Or open a static webpage via file:// protocol. I find it more effort to “program” a fake browser with complete interface…

Never mind fake browsers, fake OSes. When do you see Windows or macOS or Linux on anything in movies. They always replace the OS with some super futuristic cyber system.

Which it’s why I like Mr Robot

@ggiesen@lemmy.ca
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Unless it’s ‘True Lies’, in which case the terrorists are running Windows 3.1.

meseek #2982
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please tell me they at least had a command prompt up

@ggiesen@lemmy.ca
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Nope, they use a GUI program called ‘Data Extraction Program’:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/n4hond/in_true_lies_1994_a_computer_is_shown_running/

There are trademarks and usage requirements to consider, easier to make a fake one with no branding.

import time … … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5) … time.sleep(5)

@ikidd@lemmy.world
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Blocking code gets your peepee slapped.

Mono.just(“Penetrating system”) .doOnNext(System.out::println) .delayElement(Duration.ofSeconds(1)) .flatMapMany(() -> Flux.just(“20%”, “40%”, “60%”, “80%”, “100%”)) .map(“Hacking NASA %s”::format) .doOnNext(System.out::println) .delayElement(Duration.ofSeconds(1)) .subscribe();

Better?

@fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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I can tell I’m getting better at programming because I’m getting better at reading meme code.

shastaxc
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It’s so beautiful!

I was going to say it was missing the sleeps every other line.

Not even a progress bar smh

progress bars: too fake for hollywood

Ric0la
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They just don’t know how to code this properly. To look real, it should go quickly to 95%, stall there for some minutes, go back to 91.7% and then take ages to 99.9%

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And then hang on 100% for hours before finaly crashing

Oooooh. It’s IN the computer.

JackbyDev
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import hack
apt install hollywood

Hahaha I love that this is real.

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