Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”
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“Fuuuckkkk this is too much again, time to break my existence down into minuscule pieces of consciousness. I’m out dawg (as for now i am a dog).”
I have two states.
0 equals “I have no idea what I’m doing”. 1 equals “I have no idea why this works”.
Binary ops withstanding.
I do my bool operations like !=
Why not both? God who doesn’t know what he’s doing
I am the one on the right at the moment…
Where’s the second one?
I have no idea
I already said these two phrases today.
The third state is knowing just enough to confidently break things and push to prod.
I know just enough to push to prod and break everything
This also works with other fields. I’m pretty sure I’ll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.
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The amount of overscopes I have because something that was suppose to be simple ended up taking too long is too damn high!
schrodinger developer
I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I
Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”
Superposition for me!
Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.
god.split(“”).reverse().join(“”)
Dogdammit they’re right!