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git merge feature/Australia
97 conflicts
git commit -am 'Whatever, I'm tired.'
git push -f

“Fuuuckkkk this is too much again, time to break my existence down into minuscule pieces of consciousness. I’m out dawg (as for now i am a dog).”

dog
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121Y

I have two states.

0 equals “I have no idea what I’m doing”. 1 equals “I have no idea why this works”.

Binary ops withstanding.

I do my bool operations like !=

@jet@hackertalks.com
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21Y

Why not both? God who doesn’t know what he’s doing

@simonced@lemmy.one
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41Y

I am the one on the right at the moment…

Where’s the second one?

I have no idea

@ZeroHora@lemmy.ml
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21Y

I already said these two phrases today.

The third state is knowing just enough to confidently break things and push to prod.

I know just enough to push to prod and break everything

This also works with other fields. I’m pretty sure I’ll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.

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The amount of overscopes I have because something that was suppose to be simple ended up taking too long is too damn high!

schrodinger developer

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131Y

I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I

Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”

VicFic!
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21Y

Superposition for me!

Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.

Bruisedback
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31Y

god.split(“”).reverse().join(“”)

Dogdammit they’re right!

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