I sometimes think to grok CSS you have to have a printing degree.

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                    Awesome
 
  It's a really good skill to learn.           But Make sure you get a good work flow.  
      You don't want to be one of those that can't center a div
Hot Saucerman
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Who are you calling a div?

position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
display: grid;
place-items: center;
Destide
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Pah too many words just use tabs 🤣

<center></center>

W3C: nah those mfs have it way too easy, deprecates it

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Learning tailwind for the first the be like

Ha! Just started that 2 days ago

Here is your trophy:

doomkernel
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This is the real struggle

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Just put everything into tables. That’s how we did it when I were a lad

mifan
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Frames… Lots of frames.

OG grid layout

Works for Word aswel (just make em invisible)

Also works for Lua.

This and bespoke, hand crafted rounded edges.

that’s how I kept my digtal axes so sharp by hand grinding img corners

That’s right, we don’t need no stinkin’ CSS!

Update: Just for clarity - we most definitely need the stinkin’ CSS.

I used to enjoy building webpages with Notepad.

Man this triggered some forgetten memories.

This is my favorite Notepad memory: in the late '90s I went through a six-month stretch where Internet Explorer’s “View Source” command just totally stopped working. It would normally open up the HTML source of a page in Notepad and suddenly not having this made debugging … challenging to say the least. Nobody else that I worked with had this problem and nobody could figure out what had happened to me.

The culprit turned out to be an inexplicable IE bug where View Source wouldn’t work if you had a shortcut named “Notepad” on your desktop. It didn’t even have to be a shortcut to Notepad, it just had to be named that. The fix was to just rename the shortcut “NotepadX” and then View Source worked again.

Don’t flex too hard

this joke is long past its shelf life at this point

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without looking at the community i already saw from the top text that it has to be an css joke

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