@jet@hackertalks.com
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111Y

Is that book 1024 pages of Panic is progressively larger fonts?

You’ve been testing it regularly, right?

@sbv@sh.itjust.works
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171Y

At least once every twenty years

@xilophor@lemmy.world
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111Y

Make it every twenty-one years this Thursday

Gonna take it out to drink?

@sbv@sh.itjust.works
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41Y

Right on schedule

And the book is empty inside

“Pray”

Ugly Bob
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“This tale is all of woe!”

Inverse Murphy’s Law dictates that if your disaster recovery plan is top notch, tested, rehearsed, refined, and you flip to the alternate site on a schedule then you’ll never ever need it for real.

Current disaster recovery plan:

Step 1: cry

clb92
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My disaster recovery plan:

  1. I plan on not having a disaster.

  2. If I do have a disaster, I plan on trying to recover from it.

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