IMPORTANT: For those who are downvoting, yes, my entire comment is sarcasm, lol! Do not ever do anything like this in a shared repo, ever! If you actually do this in a shared repo, your access will likely be revoked the moment someone sane and competent realizes what you’re doing.
Addendum: In that alias, I would’ve used left angle bracket instead of cat, but apparently lemmy scrubs those. I even tried the entity for it, but no go for either.
Be…before I go. Could you approve all my experimental PRs?
Real story, I have a branch that’s been open for four years at my company to add support for nested postgres transactions. It works flawlessly… but we, the senior devs, are uncertain if it’s a power that would be used responsibly by the juniors. If I’m going to walk into the light, I’m going to make sure there’s a badass explosion behind me.
I’m in the niche of niches by using vsc with a vim plugin while being a dvorak user. I rely on vim’s langmap feature to get anywhere, but people implementing vim emulators blissfully ignore accessibility like that. So I went and implemented langmap in vsc’s vim plugin myself. It has minimal intervention into the existing codebase and a bunch of other people have been wishing for this for years. Yet, when it comes to merging… Silence.
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I must be dumb, I don’t get it
Git. The joke is they have stuff locally they want to push to a remote
And make the production down.
That’s why I’ve got my IDE configured to make a commit and push for every single ctrl-s.
And one more thing, I’m not going to squash before my final PR.
EDIT:
For those of you interested, here’s my gitconfig alias to help with this workflow:
IMPORTANT: For those who are downvoting, yes, my entire comment is sarcasm, lol! Do not ever do anything like this in a shared repo, ever! If you actually do this in a shared repo, your access will likely be revoked the moment someone sane and competent realizes what you’re doing.
Addendum: In that alias, I would’ve used left angle bracket instead of
cat, but apparently lemmy scrubs those. I even tried the entity for it, but no go for either.Wouldn’t that mean you just have shit tons of commits? What about the commit message?
I’d expect the poo emoji at that point.
Timestamp would suffice
That sounds just awful. But ok.
I meant whatever works for you, but if a coworker did that I would be fuming
“Hit Ctrl-S”
The more the merrier. I edited my comment above to show my git alias for comments :)
Pure evil.
Squash and Force Push. Your whole life in one line.
Combine that with my pre-push hook that runs linting and tests, which takes about 10 minutes, and you’re gonna have a good time
I’ve long ago disabled the tests and only run linting now, i’m not a machochist
Your sarcasm is brutal! That’s sarcasm, right? RIGHT?!
It’s too late.
*commits
ERROR: There are 5000 conflicts, please resolve them before pushing
I disagree.
Real story, I have a branch that’s been open for four years at my company to add support for nested postgres transactions. It works flawlessly… but we, the senior devs, are uncertain if it’s a power that would be used responsibly by the juniors. If I’m going to walk into the light, I’m going to make sure there’s a badass explosion behind me.
I’ve got one for a vscode feature (middle mouse click for go-to definition) that I want but the maintainers don’t think it would be used.
I try to use middle click for definition in vscode so often because you can do that in jetbrains IDEs…
Give this PR some love then. It works and it’s magical but they don’t seem interested in merging it in. https://github.com/microsoft/vscode/pull/154465
I’m in the niche of niches by using vsc with a vim plugin while being a dvorak user. I rely on vim’s langmap feature to get anywhere, but people implementing vim emulators blissfully ignore accessibility like that. So I went and implemented langmap in vsc’s vim plugin myself. It has minimal intervention into the existing codebase and a bunch of other people have been wishing for this for years. Yet, when it comes to merging… Silence.
Can’t you just open source your fork? I mean yeah it does suck but still. I’ve been in the same place and it does suck when they won’t take your PR.
Godspeed my friend. 10/10 I would use that irresponsibly.
You haven’t written your unit tests and you have 675 compiling errors left. It’s time to sleep grandpa
RIP