Definitely lolcode… HAI Can Has stdio KTHXBYE :)

That you don’t need to care about… as a dev you want to write your code, deploy and not have to care about the underlying server maintenance… you are paying for that to be someone else’s problem.

For the sys admins etc… saying it’s still a server, you are missing the point… it’s conceptually serverless in that you are paying a premium so you don’t have to care about the server maintenance etc… That’s someone else’s problem.

We need to be able to add gifs for code reviews.

If this existed, I would be summoned by HR after performing my first code review.

Dapper.net is the right balance imo… you get the shape the query and get object field mapping.