Bruh, I do 30 burpees for every failed unit test. I may be a dogshit coder, but I’m jacked af.

This is bullshit. Your imagination is perpetuating the myth of the vast majority of people caring about an individual’s dietary preferences. I have never once been accosted by or have accosted vegans on their dietary preference. Maybe, perhaps, in a sarcastic jest.

The dietary preference wars are just like the gender and the other culture wars: psy-op proxies for the only war that’s ever mattered - the class war.

I am just an annoying grammar stickler, friend. I assume most mistakes are from typing on a mobile device or being a non-native English speaker, many times both.

My most severe gripes are the misuse and/or overuse of words like “like”, “literally”, “aggravate” and “jealousy”, or when I see “would of” instead of “would’ve”.

In a couple hundred years, the precision in English usage I pompously strain to uphold will be antiquated to the point of incomprehensibility. I admit that dying on this hill is a fool’s errand.

Therefore, take my comment as light-hearted jest.

Surely you have something better to do?

At the time, no. However, sometimes I complain about people who complain.

they’re their CEO passed away

No need to be so masochistic, and I wouldn’t use it, regardlessly.

My fucking eye twitched involuntarily as I read your comment.