unalivejoy
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It’s the opposite actually. I just keep getting raises for basically doing nothing.

Doc Avid Mornington
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Where do you work, and are they hiring?

GregorTacTac
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Lucky you!

So mostly immobile and they all look alike (and sexy af)?

Didn’t know you’re Russian. Anyways yea the meme is really true. Programmer is not an easy job

☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆
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:)

Far less muscular for both though.

Bruh, I do 30 burpees for every failed unit test. I may be a dogshit coder, but I’m jacked af.

There’s probably one ancient hero physique coder in every 100-200. Just a guess based on nothing though.

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