I bought PS+ earlier this year for the first time ever and regret it even at its current price. It was an experiment but it failed for me.

It is an absurd statement to argue that the average cyclist on the average bike can sprint to over 30mph “without much trouble.” Maybe with a tailwind going downhill, and even that is, ahem, dangerous.

“Lede” I’ve heard because of the common expression “burying the lede.” You’re telling me “graf” is standard language for published articles?

This is such a great project! I can see how there’s a little room for clean-up on that long S. Plus the comma-looking apostrophe 😵‍💫. Although maybe that’s how that punctuation mark acted back then?

Don’t forget to go to iFunny.co for more humorous hijinks!

I don’t believe you can try someone twice if they’re found not guilty.

How does this comment end up under every post about Netflix? Take a look at their financials. They’re doing fine. Great, even. Their decisions may be unpopular with a tiny but vocal minority, but let’s deal in facts here.

Programmer DESTROYS Facebook rep and the internet can’t handle it!

A port of Alyx or we riot.

Dude, congrats on being reaffirmed by a total asshole.

Which will never be a Tesla, unless I’m craving some 2017 era design.

For $90 billion. No wait; I want out of this thing. Something something bot accounts. Wait, it’s going ahead and this isn’t just some shitposting I did for fun? Ok that’s fine. That’s what I meant to do. I meant to buy it. I’m a billionaire after all. We must be smart.

Elon Musk will never notice or care about you.