The “fabric of society” they’re trying to preserve:

4k80 has issues. It’s been harder for them to track down good prints and get the color correction right: https://www.thestarwarstrilogy.com/project-4k80/

Dead mine canary

We’d like you to be “agile” by following these very specific and rigid set of rules and procedures.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter, sir.

Interesting, I hadn’t heard about that. Looks like there’s good evidence to back up that explanation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_shock

We’re going to see WWI levels of PTSD, which they called “shell shock” back then. We’re already breaking suicide records this year so it’s just going to get worse. I have no idea how we are going to fix this.

Coming back to my own code 6 months later, also.

Yep it’s satire, and it’s so well written they had to put a disclaimer at the bottom of the article.

A joke mascot for a joke language:

http://homepage.eircom.net/~seantheghob/jokes/001.html

I’ve been living in Denver for 10 years now and still hoping to one day run into DenverCoder9.

Dammit, bamboozled again!

The USB drive is upside down. Stupid programmer!

Wow, wefwef really does make me feel at home as an Apollo refugee. They weren’t lying!