But however will the poor shareholders get their value this quarter?

Someone think of the shareholders!

“The leopards surely won’t eat my face.”

• Parasite Eve
• Prototype 1
• Legend of Dragoon
• NFL Blitz (just a modern upgrade, keep the arcade feel)
• Smash TV

We’re actually getting a Star Ocean 2 remaster in November, so I can cross that off the list.

The port of FF4 on the GBA was really good.

Original Gameboy, though, I played a LOT of the Tomogotchi game. I don’t know why, but I loved that janky garbage pile of a game.

Wario Land 2 was a constant as well.

I still make the argument that Sonic 2 was the best out of the trilogy in terms of gameplay and music.

While 3 was great, I think it suffered from the level design being a bit wonky on some areas (looking at you, Marble Garden Zone).

A sudden implosion is the best-case scenario, given how else it could have gone.

Or that he liked Nickelback?

I’ll see past many things, but Nickelback?

Not even once.

Thanks for the info. I had a vague idea of UK elections, but didn’t realize the specifics of other countries.

Why can’t we do like the UK does?

• You can only campaign for a certain period of time (like, a month or two iirc)
• You have a hard limit of what you can spend on said campaign
• TV stations must give equal TV time to both parties, and parties can’t start campaigning until a certain period after the election is announced.
• EDIT: and they use ranked choice voting.

(I’m in the US so I’m pulling a lot of this from memory, please correct me if I’m wrong)

Yeah, people may still vote for an idiot. But it’s an idiot they voted for, and not one that was bought for some company for tax breaks.

Considering I deal with people who blast their music from their phone speakers without headphones, I do not want to know what over-bassed track they’re listening to.

Soon the only available free option will be 32kbps, 16kHz, mono, and it’s just a sound byte shaming you for not paying them.

I just fired up a GD game with a friend last weekend. I forgot how to play since it’s been so long.

Necro/Occultist all day long. BoneZone and the boys causing havoc all around.

Will also tack on Boneraiser Minions to that list. It’s a great survivors-like but your minions deal damage instead of the player. Great art and music.

Yakuza 0 really is the king of sidequests, imo.

Need to rush to the bridge and stop someone getting shaken down?

Sure, but mahjong and crane games first.

I love me some cities skylines. Even if it’s just me making the worst-designed cities and getting mad about traffic.

…my bones hurt, now.

Standard business practice.

• Get it out there, tout it as the new biggest thing. Most people won’t know it’s not busted.
• Improve said item once the company behind it actually figures out what they’re doing.
• Say it’s better, when it’s basically the original thing you promised.
• ???
• Profit.

What an absolute bodying in public. Good on him.