Engineers: “This is possible but we will need to equip every car with an expensive sensor suite”
Management: “So you’re saying we can just remove the sensors and figure it out with your engineering magic, you guys are really good at that, you got my iPhone connected to ICloud so you must be reeeally good with technology.”
Engineers: “…”
Management: “Also, anyone not up to this task is fired.”
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Tale as old as time.
Engineers: “This is possible but we will need to equip every car with an expensive sensor suite”
Management: “So you’re saying we can just remove the sensors and figure it out with your engineering magic, you guys are really good at that, you got my iPhone connected to ICloud so you must be reeeally good with technology.”
Engineers: “…”
Management: “Also, anyone not up to this task is fired.”
After the meeting a few of the smart ones asked for clarification over email to get it writing.
Also, we are shipping it next week.
Also, we shipped yesterday.
Boss: Eating a snickers “Oh, you guys weren’t finished with that?”