The Chancellor of Germany, in a move to show solidarity to pirates, wears an eye patch.

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Image Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/german-chancellor-scholz-sports-eye-patch-after-jogging-accident-2023-09-04/

I fell for it. I’m a dumbass.

BERLIN, Sept 4 (Reuters) - German Chancellor Olaf Scholz joked that he was eagerly awaiting social media reaction after an official photograph released on Monday showed him wearing an eye patch following a weekend jogging accident.

Ok folks, do we think it was really a jogging accident?

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He always wanted to be an actor, this “accident” was his plan all along so he could cosplay while running a country. Brilliant!

Welcome our matey Captain Scholz

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All aboard the FGS Deutschland!

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Wanted to be?

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Smh

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