Assembly is a scrapheap with every sort of technology imaginable but it’s all broken. Could be an iron man suit, or you could just grab a length of rebar.
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Wheres assembly? Lol
It’s a musket. A really powerful one but you gotta do everything manually.It also comes disasembled and requires hours of work to be built.
Where is verilog?
Assembly is a revolver-style footgun with a speed loader. In just five cycles it blow your entire leg clean off.
It’s a box of unassembled weapon parts.
Assembely is a pile of iron ore. Make what you want with it.
I like the other response here
Assembly is a scrapheap with every sort of technology imaginable but it’s all broken. Could be an iron man suit, or you could just grab a length of rebar.
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