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Intelligence is knowing Tomatoes are fruits.

Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

Greek salad would like a word… the only things that aren’t a fruit in Greek salad are the onions and feta.

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Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

A Greek salad is not a fruit salad, it is a…Greek salad.

I think that one might be intelligence too, sorry @xmunk@sh.itjust.works.

salad Greek extends Fruit

{ fruit* Tomato }

Pragmatism is putting tomatoes with the vegetables because of taste, which is one of the most important parts of food.

Legalism is declaring in 1893 that it is a vegetable for tax purposes, because fuck you, pay taxes.

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