“Cave Johnson here. We are implementing a new policy, effective immediately. The git blame command will now be used to blame individual programmers. The blamed party will temporarily be reassigned to our home appliances division to test our new line of giant washing machines by riding the spin cycle. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe, but we are not liable for personal injury or death.”
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“Cave Johnson here. We are implementing a new policy, effective immediately. The git blame command will now be used to blame individual programmers. The blamed party will temporarily be reassigned to our home appliances division to test our new line of giant washing machines by riding the spin cycle. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe, but we are not liable for personal injury or death.”