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Drugs are cool and good actually : kalm

I find that the balmer peak holds not just for alcohol, but tracks better for most other drugs. Coding after smoking a joint is great.

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I gotta save the Js for after I finish with my codebase, otherwise I run the risk of greening out at my workstation-- this year’s harvest hits like a goddamn semi

I’ve never had much success with this. It starts out fine and then I’m like “I’m being stupid, I should write some code to write this code for me.” Then later “I should write some code that will write the code that’ll write the code for me.” Then I get lost in all the abstraction and say “fuck it, I’ll just play a video game”.

I just end up refactoring the same 3 classes, pass out, and wake up to clean code with documentation. It’s like the cobbler and the elves but code and weed.

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