Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages

Stop lining up to function names like it’s fucking ASCII art!

It’s a hierarchy, not a grid! Did your function overflow one line? Add an extra tab. I don’t give a shit how long your function name is, you prima donna, your code should look clean even if some maniac is using 12-point Arial.

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You write as if you manually format stuff, auto formatters are a thing since ages ago that conform to stablished coding styles. Take up on stablished coding styles if you are against something as basic as lining up stuff to function names.

At this point I see that our viewpoints are way too different and that your viewpoint is quite disconnected from the coding world in general so, you do you, have a good day.

Yeah who ever questions established practices in programming. Nobody ever argues about style.

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